Lyrics

IF I EVER GET UP FROM UNDER THE WEATHER
I'M GONNA START TELLIN’ LIES
I'M GONNA TREAT YOU MUCH BETTER
AND IF I DON'T DIE CAUSE MY FEVER'S TOO HIGH
I'M GONNA STEAL YOU A RING
OFF THE HAND OF THE QUEEN

AND IF I GET TO HEAVEN
IF I'M IN BED BY EIGHT
BE SURE TO PUT FLOWERS
ON MY EARLY GRAVE

IF I EVER COME DOWN FROM THIS SWIRL OF DRUGS
I'M GONNA BE MUCH LESS FAITHFUL
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
YOU'RE GONNA BE TAKEN CARE OF CAUSE YOU'RE MY TRUE LOVE
I’M GONNA RENT YOU A ROOM
ON THE FACE OF THE MOON

NOW, I MAY GO TONIGHT
I'M A STONES THROW AWAY
SO BE SURE TO STAND CRYIN’
ON MY EARLY GRAVE

IF I EVER COME OUT FROM THE ROCK THAT I'M UNDER
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO BED
I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU LONGER
SO IF I SURVIVE ALL THIS POISON INSIDE
I'M GONNA BUY YOU A HOME
MADE OF SOLID GOLD

NOW MY EYES HAVE GONE BLIND
AND I CAN'T CONCENTRATE
SO START DIGGIN’ A HOLE
FOR MY EARLY GRAVE